If I have any regular readers (is there anybody out there?), you may have noticed that I haven’t posted anything for a few days. I have an excellent excuse: I’ve been recovering from a really bad cold for the last week. The experience offered some profound insights.
Top Ten Things You Discover—or Rediscover—While Sick with a Cold
- The world will keep turning without you.
- You can never have too much Kleenex® on hand.
- There is no limit to the number of hours a cat can sleep in a day.
- Since they took the good stuff out of NyQuil®, whiskey works just as well.
- Napping is a high-quality endeavor.
- Even when you don’t feel like eating, you’ll wolf down the whole plateful.
- Meetings may be canceled, showers may be skipped, but nothing must interrupt the constant flow of kibble.
- Telemarketers do not recognize sick days.
- When the pantry palls, Domino’s delivers(SM).
- A heated mattress pad ROCKS.
Good health to you all!