Stacks of spreadsheets weigh down his desk. He has three calculators, five wooden pencils, and three mechanical pencils. He spends his days in meetings, discussing amortization, cost centers, investment schedules, tax accounting and inventory management. His mastery of formulas is legendary. Everyone comes to him for help when their spreadsheets don’t perform properly.
He never wears jeans on casual Fridays because he doesn’t think they look sufficiently trustworthy. His ties are 20 years out of season, and he only owns two good suits. He packs his own lunch every day.
On his days off, he writes haiku and collects wildflowers.