I have to buy groceries today. I’ve been putting it off for days because it’s one of the chores I hate most.
It’s so tiresome:
• Choosing from a wide variety of fresh produce without bending over a hoe or stooping to reap
• Selecting any cut of any meat without having to slaughter, dress and butcher the beast
• Picking up milk and butter, never having milked a cow or labored over a churn
• Enjoying fresh baked bread without sweating over an oven
Time to drag myself to the big, clean grocery store to buy anything I want. Poor me.